When disgraced "corruptible swanky" Chair of the Electoral Commission, Judge Anastasia Msosa and her collection of sycophantic commissioners, turned it on; when they used one-size-fits-all spite and shortsightedly saddled up to Mutharika's merciless whims; at the expense of free and fair elections on 19th May this year, they frivolously thought they had hit the bull's eye.
Yet to the discerning mind, their rampant fraudulence was basically the official going-out-of-business notice by the Electoral Commission [EC] on behalf of one beleaguered political tyro; Dr. Webster Rysani Thomu Mutharika, and his posse of disconsolate dollies-on-the-dock and scaremongers: infamous for wreaking state sanctioned savagery on poor Malawians.
While the Electoral Commission is busy operating out of its constituency by illegally changing the rules of succession in Malawi; it raises the possibility of the political establishment getting negatively affected. Whither Malawi! Where are we going with these vicious volleys of iniquity?
It is for that reason it is appropriate to mention that EC's double standards are nibbling at its already dwindled and ravaged credibility, because it is a foregone conclusion even from the most of strider corridors, that Malawians do not do the devil when it comes to general elections. They just don't fool around because they know when and how to deal the final blow to dictators.
Yes; cacophonous DPP cadres like the overstuffed sex pervert, Malawi Institute of Management's Lifred Nawena, and the confessed two-faced con-artist, Edward
"Tom-Tom" Sawerengera, were all over the place after the EC's act of treachery, as if they were carrying an elephant's hind legs.
They gloated in twisted tongues, derided and vilified Dr. Bakili Muluzi with slimy invective; as they arrogantly sashayed and libidinously sauntered with trademark Tchopa/Nantongwe swagger; because they indiscreetly fancied their chances on May 19th 2009. They imaginedMuluzi was going to duck and dive for cover after he had been jabbed in the neck by Anastasia Msosa.
Alas! The song ended with their legs in the air: For that was never to be because like Rocky Balboa, in the four sequels of the "Rocky Movie", Muluzi bounced back in grand fashion when he took the political arena by the scrotum. It was-you got it right-bestseller stuff from Malawi's unmatched "political engineer".
Muluzi possibly broke the "Box Office" records as he floated like a butterfly and stung his detractors like a bee with his announcement of a working Electoral Alliance with MCP. The applecart was upset and it was back to the drawing-board for the constipated DPP gurus and minions! Hai!
It may not have been a "Rumble in the Jungle" or another "Thriller in Manila" but this appetizing announcement had all the stretch marks of enticing and mouth watering political pageantry, given its exceptional timing so that the ensuing confusion and self-seditious torment in the DPP camp was the expected reaction: Suitable after that; that the DPP is suffering from self-inflicted severe hemorrhage.
I can just imagine the broken curmudgeons/wet blankets and tactless DPP's excessive and sleazy Kahoonas, like victims of pelvic fistula rushing to adjust their catheters and to don extra underwear, as they could not contain the fetid contents of their bloated bladders any longer upon hearing about the formation of the UDF-MCP-Alliance Partners Coalition.
It is funny that this minority government thought that by setting us down in the political ghetto, in which, in fact, it intended us to expire, it was going to cultivate enough political capital to sustain its strangle choke on Malawians who have demonstrated a rare knack of maturity, by keeping peace at the time government has been using every trick in the Robert Mugabe and Saddam Hussein play books to incite violence.
Let me spell out precisely that the root of people's revulsion of the DPP and its leadership is the DPP's discriminatory habits and sheer love for disgusting plunder. Many people and political analysts alike believe that it is not fair for anybody who is anyone to set limits of our aspirations just because we belong to a political confession other than the DPP.
Already, it can not be forgotten or deliberately ignored that for thirty one years we were mortgaged into a savage society or nation, by a government which spelled out with brutal clarity, and in as many noxious ways as possible, that we were worthless gasbags.
For that reason it is unfair for this government to assume that there is a limit we can go with our talents and experiences; that conduct is to say the least fecal.
Who does not know that government has illegally and deliberately constructed obscene symbols of our national heritage to force us buy into, whatever evil gibberish they machinate and spout against Dr. Obama Bakili Muluzi, John Zenus Ungapake Tembo and other opposition leaders through their repugnant proxies of doom and gloom like Patricia "Chithaphwi" Botomani-Kaliati, at full price?
To the nay Sayers: Get pleasure to remember that the falsehoods the DPP intellectual hobos believe in, as well as what they do and force DR. Muluzi and his colleagues to tolerate, do not testify to your imposed and undeserved inadequacy, but to their sadism and fear of the exposure of their wanton pilferage of our national resources.
Therefore it is fair to say, the DPP is a government, which in effect is still trapped in denial and political tag-of-war it has no clue about: Until they understand it, they cannot be released from their ridiculous acts of viciousness and political Kamikaze. Why should they wield the Samurai sword against their throats to commit political Hara-kiri [Japanese for suicide]? Is this a new form of "Labor of power?"
In actual fact, without a doubt, many of them know better; and as some of you will find out later; people usually find it very difficult to act on what they already know. But as the adage goes: "To act in good faith is to be committed to good deeds and to be committed is to be in danger of losing the freedoms or privileges we used to enjoy"—the DPP has a case to answer.
But in this case, people like Kaliati et al; the danger in the minds of the DPP gangsters is the loss of ill-gotten power. Imagine how you would feel if you woke up one morning only to find the sun shining from Kaliati's odoriferous hole in her butt? Or you found sunflower exploding like pop corn out of her rotten loins? I am sure you would be frightened because it would be out of order of nature.
Therefore any political cataclysm that tips the balance of power from government to the opposition, to the most loved and popular politician of Muluzi's caliber is likely to cause hemorrhoidal piles in abject "Rhinos", or people who thought they had everything going for them because they were wallowing in aberrant material comfort.
Indisputably, Atcheya has for the past four years been functioning as a fixed star, as a resolute rock of Gibraltar; and as he moves out of his furrow to the dais of power and greater heights of adulation, popularity and acceptance, the DPP hate machine and its dilapidated operators are stunned to scratch. The Cinderella performer is back in full swing and is unstoppable!
In truth, voters feel towards Mutharika the loathing as well as the attraction of the snake for the bird. The power they instinctively feel is there for them to use to punish a disgusting recluse; and like Joyce Ntila-Banda warned Malawians on 24th February 2009, they will not use it to sustain Mutharika in the presidency.
To that extent, the ballot is the only device the masses have adopted to counter and bypass Judge Msosa's criminal indiscretions to make their power more attractive than foul; their vote is power made genial and this time around the beneficiaries are the UDF-MCP and Alliance Partners Coalition.
It is just like the insincere charm and candor of the tempo and melodies of the Mutharika praise songs; or serenades that steal upon the sense of desperation in the DPP without discovery, by the easy to fool minds who do not take such hostile placatory messages for what they are worth—acrid poppycock from pervasive and invasive parasites.
Finally, dear Malawians, try to be clear that through the storm, which rages about Muluzi's candidature today; about the reality, which lies behind the DPP's fear of his power of "Mark One": After all this politically motivated brouhaha; Atcheya will emerge bigger than the marauding loose cannons: the purveyors of vitriol and vituperation that have aimed their fire in his direction aided and abated by Judge Msosa and her backing Choir at the Electoral Commission.
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